Screw It! Fake Your Death Coffee Coozie

Introducing the "Screw It! Fake Your Death" Coffee Coozie—because sometimes, the only solution to life's chaos is a little dark humor and a lot of caffeine.

This cheeky coozie slips right over your 22oz-24oz cup (yes, it fits Starbucks Grande and Venti cold drinks—because small sizes are for people with their lives together). It’ll keep your hand from freezing while you contemplate the finer details of your new, low-maintenance identity.

100% original and hand-drawn artwork by me, inspired by those days when disappearing into the wilderness sounds almost reasonable. Let this coozie be your daily reminder that when life gets too much, just take a deep breath... and maybe a sip of iced coffee.